The Anti-Deer CoalitionCongratulations, you have found the home of...
The Anti-Deer Coalition
The ADC is a newsletter produced every two months covering everything from pressing social issues to the crazy escapades of my friends and yours truly. This publication is not "for everyone" as there is foul language and "questionable content," but of course that is part of the beauty of this publication. Everything is laid out in the open for all to see with no holding back. With that said the first two issues are totally free, and available to all upon request (see below for details). Response so far has been overwhelmingly positive and I can't thank everyone enough, especially those who have already subscribed! Once you read the first article you will understand the name completely.
The complimentary first issues include these stories and more:
Deer Impact on Rural Road One Survivor Another Dies on Scene
Fear and Loathing in Rural Union County
Lion's and Tigers and Cars, O My!
Dear Texas Pete
Gay Beach, Grits and the Police
Julie's Birthday Bash! aka Pool, Fight Club, Alcohol and Lap Dances
Local Whore Samantha Gives Birth to 5
And a special page of Auto Fair pictures!
Expect lines like these classics:
"I then grasp what is about to take place and begin preparing for emergency maneuvers at high speed..."
"...anything that makes a beeline for a loud vehicle moving at 65 mph without the slightest hint of hesitation cannot be a very smart creature."
"...the horny left for at least two solid weeks... Then suddenly it returned with a vengeance!"
"To be sure it had landed a blow, but I put the thing to rest by knocking it clear across the road."
"If lucky enough one might witness a hemi cuda rip lose with huge drag radials while moving up the track in a turn as we did on our trip around the track. I clearly heard some siren go off just after, the track sound nazis I assume."
"I’ve been using your fine hot sauce for many years and plan to continue to do so as long as my stomach and bowels will allow."
Upcoming articles include:
The Man Who Knew Too Much
Outsourcing America
Is Your DUFF a Stalker Too?
To Jail Or Not To Jail
Sports Scandals
Never Shoot a Navy Seal
The Rental Car Handbook - which details how to destroy that steaming hulk of crap they gave you when your car broke and you took it back to the dealership and demanded something to drive in the mean time.
Anti-Deer Coalition stickers coming soon!
If you would like more information or would like our complimentary first issue or if you would like to subscribe for the low low price of $5.00 U.S. then please...
E-mail us at: - antideercoalition@yahoo.com
